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Pussycat

Posted: September 5, 2011 in Screenplays

FADE IN:

INT. PHOENIX CONCERT HALL – NIGHT

The sound of a rich MALE VOICE CROONING is nearly drowned out by the sound of FEMALE VOICES SCREAMING. Slowly, the camera pans up a dimly lit stage, which is intermittently rained upon by pairs of women’s UNDERWEAR. From the bottom up, FLOYD GALLAGHER enters the frame. He is a surprisingly nimble man of 50, with a thick paunch, luxurious perm and Welsh accent.

FLOYD

Goodnight, Phoenix! You’ve been wonderful!

He finishes an Engelbert Humperdinck cover with a flourish and disappears offstage. (more…)

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